Carcadelphian Out-takes

Statue of Mme. Carcas, who fooled the
besieging army by throwing a fatted calf,
the city's last, over the wall; seems like every
walled city has such a tale, sometimes
calves, sometime croissants, sometime bottles
of 1947 Mouton-Rothschild; note boobular
asymmetry

Evidently the old city had a lice problem

Thus

Maybe they should have thrown lice over the wall (nyuk-
nyuk-nyuk)

But Carcadillo still brings out the better angels of our nature

Including not a little family violence

And sibling rivalry