Friday, April 29, 2022

Vatican Museum, 2022

This may have been our seventh visit to the Vatican Museum, fifth since retiring. So I think I've probably already posted anything I might want to post, and then some, in one or more of the following:

Of course, with a museum this immense and this old, there are always a few new discoveries, a few new ways of looking at things, not out-takes exactly...but...

Rained in the morning...our only rain for three weeks in Rome

In the Pina Colada (pinoteca), which we always
visit first, fearing an afternoon closure, an 11th
century Judgment

Most Judgments show people rising out of their caskets, etc., but
this one shows them being disgorged by the animals that ate them

"Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"


One of our favorite Vatican museums...closed!

I used to think the pine cone here was just another stupid nod to
contemporary art...but no...it's old, very old, used to sit outside the
Senate in the Forum...we had lunch at the resto nearby

Yet another bit of the Museum closed...a huge hall of ancient
Roman signs and sayings and so on, thousands of them...actually,
what we'd really like to see are the Vatican libraries and particularly
the Sistine Salon...permanently closed...






















































































































The Vatican Museum has a serious "no dicks"
policy--see the encyclical "Contra Diccus" by
Pope Prudius XXIII--evidenced on thousands of
male statues throughout the museum, either
covered by a fig leaf or simply lopped off, as above




























But, in our extensive researches, we found a couple of exceptions:
the Laocoon: who would dare?!



















And this untitled marvel, which we have called...
























"When a fig leaf just won't do"























Speaking of untitled...when you can't figure out some untitled
piece, just sneak around back of it...



















"You want a toe? I can get you a toe..by 3PM"


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