Friday, October 21, 2022

Jugendstil Walk 1

The two days following our Kunsthistorischemuseum visit offered fine weather, with temps in or approaching the 70s. Thus we resolved on two days of walks exploring some of Vienna's Jugendstil architecture. Jugendstil (young style) is the German version of Art Nouveau, also known here as Secessionist, although all these art and architecture terms are squishy, nationality-dependent, and imprecise. Art Nouveau, Liberty, Modernisme, stil Horta, stil Sapin, stil Mucha, Tiffany Style, depending on where you are and what you're looking at (a building, a painting, decorative arts, etc.). Hey, if you're just interested in beauty, who cares about precision? Besides we also like some of the Neo-classical stuff that the Art Nouveau types were rebelling (seceding) against, particularly if it has enough caryatids, atlantines, etc.

The problem with such targeted, self-directed walks such as we planned is that, in a city like Vienna (or Prague, or Paris, etc.), you're constantly being distracted by other sights, monuments, restaurants, cafes, shops, cathedrals, museums, art and architecture not on the prescribed list. So you go out for pix of six buildings and a clock and come back with 300 pix, most of which are not what you planned on seeing. Serendipity is the greatest, but it really complicates the narrative thread. So to speak. Anyhow, below are the Jugendstil pix from our first day's architecture walk. I'll work the other 250 into a miscellaneous Vienna scenes post. Or two.

Ever wondered what a Jugendstil observatory would look like? Of course
you have! Here is Max Fabiani's Urania building, 1910, originally to
be the Royal Observatory

Fabiani was one of (Otto) Wagner's associates; the place is now
the city planetarium and was mobbed with students so we did not
venture inside; we rated it a meh anyway
Otto Wagner is the big name in Jugendstil architecture and this is
among his putative masterpieces, the Postparkasse building

Acquired by one of the universities and now undergoing some renovation

This puppy covers an entire large city block, is five or six stories
high, and is "decorated" with 87 gazillion little aluminum rivet-
like things...the principal process for making aluminum (the Bayer
process) was invented by an Austrian chemist...

Entry

In the main hall; the NBA-class R2D2 devices adorn the whole place

Thus

It's now being used as a sort of student center...with mirror-top tables
throughout

Closer-up of the overgrown R2D2

Industrial grade pillars also adorn the main hall;
note the glass block flooring...which directs light
to the hall below

"White, white, white is the color of our carpet"

The place also houses the Otto Wagner Museum, which I ventured
into briefly



I'm not seeing the beauty here

Moving right along, another beauty that is not, alas,
on our list

What is on our list, however, is the Anker (Anchor) Clock, so
surpassingly interesting and great as to merit its own post

Another beauty

By now something had attracted us down one of
upscale pedestrianized boulevards, the Graben,* and 
then we got caught up in the cathedral's tractor beam...

Which was definitely not on the Jugendstil list but ultimately OK
since I wanted a picture of the pretty part of the roof (over the chancel) 

Moving right along...

To the Angel Pharmacy




Lastly (omitting the Clock, a fabulous Billa Corso
supermarket, a leisurely stroll down the Graben, the Julius
Meinl gourmet supermarket, Demel, and assorted
other non-Jugendstil sites), the Artaria House, by (again)
Max Fabiani, whose other claim to fame was in 1912
briefly employing a young drawing assistant named
Adolf Schicklgruber (aka Hitler)






























*not Smashen und Graben: all the upscale stores, and there are many, have armed guards stationed at the door.


Thursday, October 20, 2022

Kunsthistorischemuseum, 2022: The Out-Takes

Great party until the guy on the left started puking...

Is this an orgy? See below

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Every room in the KHM has busts of famous persons...this is
Buffalo Bill Cody

Mark Twain; he probably really did visit the KHM...

Sadly, the KHM has only 2% of the world's known Rembrandt
self-portraits

So we're in the stately and glittering restaurant in
the great art museum...

And they bring me this unimaginative presentation...at least they
could have done a couple mustard eyes, a bread nose, a horseradish
moustache...something Arcimboldo might have appreciated...
wait! maybe it's a Picasso rendering...

Actual Canaletto of dry land, no waters, no boats

"Jerome, for the last time, please put on some clothes
when you're translating the Word of God!"

"Let's all put ribbons in our hair!"
























































































































































































"You said it, man, nobody fucks with the Jesus"
























"It says here you fucked with the Jesus" "Yeah? Well,
you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man"

"You can look but you can't touch!"

Companion to the van Veen above; definitely not an orgy; see below

Interesting guy, van Veen; 16th-17th century humanist/painter;
very influential; Rubens' teacher, no less

Attempted artsy-fartsy

Ever popular Anne Boleyn
Trying for a selfie against the ceiling...



Wednesday, October 19, 2022

Kunsthistorischemseum, 2022: The Rest

And now, for some never-before-seen-on-this-blog pix of paintings we liked on our recent visit to Vienna's Kunsthistorischemuseum...

Before beginning the regular collection, we visited
a special exhibition on the young Cranach, his 
earliest work and influences on him; here, Rest on the
Flight to Egypt
, 1515; not something you'd attribute
to the mature Cranach

Jan Steen, Beware of Luxury, 1663; we love Steen's gently
moralizing humor

Never miss an Avercamp...Hendrik Averamp's Winter Landscape,
1665

Cranach's inappropriately titled Paradise, 1530; actually it's about 
all the incidents that got Adam and Eve thrown out of Paradise

















Cranach's Lot and Hs Daughters, 1528

Albrecht Durer, Madonna with the Pear, 1515

Durer, The Torment of the Ten Thousand Christians,
1508; it's a long story

Love the way Durer painted himself into the
scene as a spectator, along with the humanist 
Conrad Celtis

Titian, Christ with the Orb, 1520
OK, it's break-time and we are heading for the restaurant; but
also looking for the spandrel with the Klimt ladies...I know I
pictured one in 2012 or so, but here's both of them...seemingly very 
out of place in this museum of art history, but so welcome, too


Caravaggio, Crowning of Thorns, 1603

Poussin, Destruction of the Temple in Jerusalem by Titus, 1628;
never miss a Poussin

The KHM has several portraits of the Infanta Margaret, sent to
her bethrothed, Emperor Leopold, so he could see how she was
growing; Velasquez' blue dress version, is second from the left

Workshop of Velasquez, Philip IV of Spain, 1656

Juan Bautista Martinez del Mazo, Family of the Artist, 1664;
del Mazo was Velasquez' son-in-law and successor as royal painter;
on the left are children by his first marriage; on the right his wife
and their children; what's interesting are the numerous allusions
to Las Meninas, Velasquez' great masterpiece

Arcimboldo, Fire, 1566, from his Elements series;
alternate title: Hair on Fire

Obligatory Rafael, Madonna of the Meadows, 1505

Luini, Mary with Child, 1510; never miss a
Luini

Finally (we missed it earlier), Bosch,
Christ Carrying the Cross, c. 1490; the
details with Bosch are always illuminating...
note, e.g., the priest, bottom right, with
Bible...

On the reverse (always look on the reverse
on panels), Baby J with his baby walker;
alluding to the Trinity, of course

Half the KHM is other stuff, not painting, plus
room after room of classical, near eastern, and
Egyptian stuff...next time, allow two days for the
KHM

Great museum!