In the later middle ages, Alkmaar got the license to weigh cheese and thus became an important commercial marketplace. Cheese was then and until the 1880s a largely cottage, or farm, industry, usually the work of the farm wife. All that changed with industrialization: there still are thousand of farms with millions of milk cows, but your gouda and your edam now are made only in two giant plants in northern Holland. Anyhow, Alkmaar has continued its important tradition as cheese market center by holding a weekly cheese market re-enactment for tourists--most of them Nederlanders as far as I could tell--certainly one of the more contrived re-enactments around. As always, Vicki wanted to see all the pomp and pageantry and costumery of a traditional cheese market re-enactment, and I sensed another fine opportunity for mirth.
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We got to the cheese square--between the 
cheese market/museum and the beer museum-- 
quite early in order to assure ourselves good 
views | 
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This week's cheese weighing prospects; all gouda (pronounced 
"gowda" we learned); actually, gouda and edam are the same, 
just different packaging | 
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| Closer up of the decorated side of the cheese market/museum | 
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| Actual cheese scale, dated 1693; see below | 
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Cheese photo-journalist; she had a badge that said "member of 
the press...say 'cheese'"; seriously | 
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A few minutes before ten, the cheese market announcer babe 
appears and gives introductions and explanations in Dutch,  
German, English, and Spanish; she was good; the whole thing  
is video'd for showing on the big screen for those who didn't  
arrive so early to get the good views | 
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Other cheese babes appear to begin selling 10E bags of cheese 
and other mementos | 
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| Other participants arrive and confer | 
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Members of the Green Team begin carrying the cheese pallets 
into place; there are four teams, so far as I could tell: Green, 
Red, Blue, and Yellow...same,  I note, as the four traditional 
teams in ancient Roman chariot racing; just a coincidence? I 
don't think so... | 
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The guests of honor arrive to open the market; apparently the 
red team has won the toss | 
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And they're off! We have decided to cheer for the Greens, 
since they're closest to us; besides, they remind me of the 
Green Bay Packers, and the square is right in between the 
cheese museum and the beer museum, and it just seems right 
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Meanwhile, members of the cheese cart pushers re-enactment 
guild confer | 
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As do members of the cheese tasters re-enactment guild; note 
blue team in action | 
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The Greens return with a weighed pallet, to be loaded onto 
the cheese carts | 
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| The Red team swings into action | 
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| For some, the excitement is too much to bear | 
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The Greens have fumbled! Note round on the ground; will 
definitely cost some style points | 
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Ancient cheese scales in use this beautiful 
Friday morning | 
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| Note date, 1693 | 
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The cheese cart pusher re-enactors now swing into action, 
hauling the weighed cheese out of the arena and around the  
corner | 
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To this dude, definitely not a re-enactor, who fork-lifts them up 
into the waiting 18-wheeler; so we watched the cheese market 
action for maybe ten  minutes, then decided we had gotten the  
gist and that maybe it was time to move on and visit the cheese  
museum, to learn more, and maybe try some street pancakes on  
the way |