Walt Disney World, 2022: The Out-Takes, 1

Not 200 feet from our campsite at Fort Wilderness
was this sobering sign; "WDW Incidents" makes
for interesting if chilling reading on Wikipedia; 
closely supervise your children; of course, the biggest
danger is that of being run-over by a golf cart in 
Fort Wilderness

Rope-drop, first day, and we are there in Hollywood Studios (the
buses* start running at 6:30 AM), in line, 8:20; the couple in front
of us, with toddler in carriage, has discovered that beverages
are available, and the dad has just returned with a margarita and
a beer; this causes a sensation in the rest of the line: margaritas for
breakfast! breakfast of champions! It's going to be a great day!

Grill-master at the spaceport on Tatooine

So I studied this notice on almost every
ride, wondering whether pharmaceutically-
corrected hypertension was OK, if my
mal de debarquement syndrome might be a
problem...

Architectural shaming one day in Celebration, a WDW adjunct

Ditto

Ditto; except one of the main boulevards in Celebration

(not pictured) featured some of the most impressive arrays of 

Deco-echo buildings, office and apartment, I have seen

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil, do no evil

Anne Boleyn [running gag]

Prayer flags, just like our from our Everest trek

The Thames...wait, no...the Seine...whatever...making us homesick

Even the leaf-rakers have been brain-washed

Double colonnade at the Art of Animation resort...Bernini would

have been impressed

At the World of Disney in Disney Springs: according to Google,
the largest of all Disney stores; merchandizing the magic has
been a staple of the Disness since the mid-1930s

COVID mask vending machine...now outlawed
by Gauleiter De Santis

Don't mess with The Mouse

In what we have always termed the Aryan Hall of Small World,

where everything goes white, and in English, too, the token Indian is

now joined by a cowboy; can't have Indians without Cowboys,

right?

Best Disney T-shirt ever

*yes, buses: WDW is approximately 40 square miles, the size of Manhattan; Fort Wilderness is closest to the Magic Kingdom, across Bay Lake, but a few miles or so distant from the other parks, resorts, attractions, and shopping areas; in addition to the lines, one also spends considerable time on and waiting on buses, monorails, cable cars, etc.