Saturday, February 25, 2023

New Zealand Out-Takes, 2023: Part The Second

All NZ's national sports teams have names that allude to the rather
more famous All Blacks rugby team...these are the Tall Blacks
doing a haka

Interesting dam we drove across on the North Island...

No outlet, no power generation...just diverts the river down a
different canyon

Yeah, right, you're going to go 60mph on these narrow, twisty
roads, dodging the slips...

Nothing ever thrown away...old defunct TV with a flat screen
inside

Fortunately, it takes very little to make some people happy

War canoe sculpture at a local museum

Irish pub in Feilding...don't think this would fly
in Dublin

Kiwi for lay-away

Southernmost fans of the southern-most team

Sic transit, Gloria...a KFC has replaced the NZ banlk
but now even the KFC has gone under

Zebra building, Wellington

Skateboard parking at Te Papa

More Wellington sculpture...windy and wet

Riley Elf...I'd heard of them, but never seen one...

Designed to be an upscale Austin Mini...30,000 were built 1961-
1969 before Riley went under; rare and modestly collectible

City utilities of the world...

Kiwi for bus stop

On this blog you have learned of torpedo-fishing; here is drone-
fishing: the drone carries your hook, line, sinker, and bait out
beyond the the wild Tasman surf and drops it where you want
it, then flies back for more...also takes videos of the adventure;
so how much fish could you buy at the market for $4,000?
Maybe drone-fishing would strengthen my fishing skills

We ate well in Welly...here is the Peking duck at
Peking House; sadly, I forgot to document the best
pizza since Naples and the best Negroni since Milan
at Pizzeria Napoli; also the great table-cooked steaks
at Southern Cross


Banned in Boston
Pesky pedestrian ambushes

Sunset and clearing skies at Ngati Toa

Gotta get me one of these

Read and be enlightened about cockroach marketing...
at a Welly alternative store



Recapitulation: Wellington To Picton And Beyond; Or, Please Keep Our Sinks Vomit Free

On February 13th, we moved to the Lower Hutt Top 10 Holiday Park, to prepare ourselves and the camper for the scheduled February 14th sailing to Picton, on the South Island. In the early afternoon came the email from Interislander ferries--"It is as I feared," Gandalf would have said--our sailing was cancelled. Cyclone Gabrielle was hitting imminently. All ferry sailings were cancelled. We immediately sprang into action, Vicki on the phone, me on the internet, and at length snagged ferry reservations for February 22nd and March 12th, respectively. We were only somewhat relieved, as we are required to turn the camper back to Jucy, in Queenstown, South Island, by March 20, so our South Island visit would be considerably shortened in either case.

We weathered cyclone Gabrielle as it passed to the north the next two days, reading of ever more weather-related disasters and cancellations elsewhere. On the 16th we moved to a beautiful free campsite on the west side of the peninsula, Ngati Toa, and spent the night there, the wind and rain lessening. On the 17th, persistently scrolling, Vicki found a Bluebridge ferry cancellation for 2AM on the 18th, which she immediately pounced upon. With hopes renewed, we drove back to Welly, parking at Te Papa, planning to have dinner, take a walk, and then catch a few winks before the 1AM boarding. And not believing our spectacularly good luck. Further emails advised that the boarding would be delayed until 5AM, so we indeed got a few more winks before decamping and driving to the Bluebridge ferry terminal and entering the long but hopeful que. Our story continues...

Our ship, the Bluebridge Straitsman, comes in

It's well after 6AM before we are settled on deck

Wellington at daybreak

It's a short cruise--less than 4 hours--but we figured a cabin would
be worth it for the opportunity for more sleep, plus not masking,
plus getting showers...

In such comfort, we never went on deck, indeed got some sleep,
and only once felt the ship as much as roll slightly...after the storm,
the seas apparently were glassy, most unusual for this part of the
world
When I awoke, we were already in the Queen Charlotte channel
Passing by some of the marine farming
Approaching Picton

The Saturday morning sailing classes well underway

One of the Interislander ferries still in action (the New Zealand
ferry situation got incredibly worse; we were incredibly lucky)

Parthian shot of the Straitsman

Picton

Picton story...founded by the Picts in 589BC...wait, no...

We proceeded on to Havelock, the green shell mussel capital of
the world, and to my favorite South Island restaurant, the Mussel
Pot; still pinching ourselves at our good luck

Moi, examining the menu; note the grapes to my right: they're
real, plump, and tempting...this is Marlborough country, very
great sauvignon blancs, and more


I had my greenies in a green Thai sauce, hence the Speight's (beer)

Vicki's steak/frites; note ketchup served in mussel shell

I think the greenies have gotten too large now...
eating one is reminiscent of 10th grade biology;
but, hey! we're on the South Island! And heading on
to Nelson, to crash there before proceeding on to the
Abel Tasman...


Wellington, 2023: Weta Cave Tour

We have done the Weta Cave thing every visit since 2008, but never the actual tour. Our interest was always limited to LOTR stuff and not all the films Weta has done since or before, nor the roles of props and miniatures in movie-making. We always tarried in the gift shoppe, where all the LOTR stuff is, and remains, still more pricey than one would imagine. But this year we resolved to do the gift shoppe and the tour.

Entrance pretty much unchanged in all these years

Trolls Tom and Dick; Harry is around the corner; I still maintain
that they clothed the trolls after I posted pix of troll genitals in 2014

Assorted costumes from LOTR

They keep moving Lurtz around the shoppe; must be
 disconcerting

Sir Richard Taylor, co-founder of Weta, gives us
an introduction to the wonderful work they do;
in the free intro video

Still in the gift shoppe

Uruk-hai costume for your next Orthanc party

Quantities of miniatures

Not cheap



Actual COVID-19 mask Frodo would have worn had there been
a plague in Middle Earth; 100% New Zealand wool

Assorted hand-painted figurines

Elven bling

Vicki had a somewhat cheaper version bought back
when gold was less dear; I threw it into Mt. Ngaurahoe
in 2014 at her request

Finally, it is our time to go on the tour

Photos are not allowed on most of the tour, since
the various studios own visual rights (whatever that
means) to the assorted items, displays

Until you get to this point

  I was furiously snapping away...

Presided over by one Warren Beaton, possibly Weta's
last remaining employee associated with LOTR who is
not a tour guide nor gift shoppe clerk

He works now mostly in aluminum foil with a spoon

Thus

We were taken then to a different warehouse, a couple
blocks away, containing miniatures for the revival
TV show Thunderbirds Are Go, the original of which,
apparently, was very formative in Sir Richard Taylor's
interest in going into props and miniatures (the original 
Thunderbirds series, we were told, was done entirely
with puppets)(on TV, in the UK); neither Vicki nor I had
ever heard of the Thunderbirds series; we thought it was
a car, like an Edsel

At this point, it might be useful to note that the only creative work
still done by Weta (I have read) is done by Weta FX, the CG spin-off
which has no connection with the old Weta; sic transit, Gloria

Be that as it may, here are some of the miniatures...Hobbiton...
done for an anniversary commemoration, not a movie


Some made entirely of household items


At this point, I am definitely go

But fond memories will remain...